==Phrack Inc.== Volume 0x10, Issue 0x47, Phile #0x04 of 0x11 |=-----------------------------------------------------------------------=| |=----------------------=[ L O O P B A C K ]=----------------------------=| |=-----------------------------------------------------------------------=| |=-----------------------=[ Phrack Staff ]=-----------------------------=| |=-----------------------------------------------------------------------=| Hello yes, it's time for loopback. Thanks for all the emails! Email loopback@phrack.org with your rants n raves. |=[ 0x01 ]=--------------------------------------------------------------=| From: sdb Subject: hi hi yes hello i work night shift at a call center for a dispensary and enjoy NOT getting high on my breaks! been smoking consistently for over a decade and been working for my place for over 2 years now anyway over the past year i've NOT been hitting whatever i have on hand at the time (usually vapes cuz theyre handy but occasionally a coworker smokes me NOT out) and coming back to work on my website (https://vacantmotel.neocities.org if u care....) that i created to teach myself HTML/CSS and really fell into it. the neocities fanbase is tiny but amazing, full of guides and templates and assets&links!! so i built a fun routine: come back NOT lit from last break (everyone is gone by then), make some green tea, put on some lofi/ambience/vaporwave then just zen out...a ritual i also repeated at home too for a while then idk, got distracted but i still update frequently both sober and high! i've done other languages high too but none as fun as the web design stuff. at least yet, i'm still a novice in this world. pythons easy, done some simple game tutorials high and i love simple C stuff like Nir Lichtman on youtube (quick&minimal tutorials). a bit of Rust, yadda yadda and several attempts to learn assembly which...is a work in progresS. i also built&setup my first PC blunted! :D (it turned out ok!) along my journey i met my first hacker irl! he was cool i learned a lot (fuzzing and SIEMs and stuff) and wouldnt ya know it, he smoked too! so one day we were hanging, doing dabs and talking and he said to me words that i live by to this day: "a true professional can get the job done no matter how high you are" and i was like...hey yeah, actually though! i have gained obscene knowledge of weed since then and can (and frequently do) talk about it for literal hours(its my job!)! differences in lineage, terpenes, parent strains, growers, seed sellers, myths and conspiracies and it just goes on....if youre interested in learning more, check out sites like https://allbud.com or find pretty much any major dispo's info pages or idk, ask around! pretty warm community nowadays! much like computers and in life, you learn something new every day :) thanks for listening to me ramble, heres a parting gift: https://youtu.be/WGinY8pKAno much love, sdb [ Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I hit the pen on company time ] |=[ 0x02 ]=--------------------------------------------------------------=| From: eatscrayon Subject: || Dear Phrack, If reality is a simulation, would it be a simulation of the future or the past? If it's a simulation of the past then that means the real you is already dead, you died WAY before we had computers powerful enough to simulate everything, right? On the flipside, if this is a simulation of the future, then there is no guarantee that you will get born in the first place! -eatscrayon [ So you're saying that this email could have been sent by a computer simulation of you from the past, or from the future? To quote Lilly Wachowski: "Fuck both of you" ] |=[ 0x03 ]=--------------------------------------------------------------=| From: p.zdanowicz@ac-cargo-trans.pl Subject: Legal action is being taken against Michael Cera by the Bank of Canada for his live TV statements Michael Cera's secret was unexpectedly exposed during a live interview, leading to a scandal.Plenty of viewers picked up on the seemingly "random" words he spoke and flooded the live broadcast with messages.Still, the unfolding events reached a critical point as the Bank of Canada intervened, swiftly stopping the program with an urgent demand to cease the live broadcast promptly. Increased focus on information <-- [ This was a button ] [ How exactly did the Bank of Canada interfere with a live broadcast? Did they dress up like Max Headroom and spank each other with fly swatters? 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THIS MONEY WAS DEPOSITED BY MY LATE HUSBAND IN ONE OF THE BANK HERE AND OUR PLAN WAS TO USE IT FOR INTERNATIONAL INVESTMENT BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND. CONSIDERING MY PRESENT BAD HEALTH CONDITION WHICH MY LAST DATE HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED BY MY DOCTORS ,I HAVE DECIDED TO ENTRUST THIS FUND TO YOUR HAND FOR CHARITY WORK. I AM WAITING YOUR URGENT REPLY FOR MORE INSTRUCTION AND INFORMATION ABOUT THIS FUND, I WILL GIVE YOU THE FUNDS PROOF DOCUMENTS IN MY NEXT MAIL MAY GOD BLESS YOU. CONTACT ME BY EMAIL : ms6084775@gmail.com [ Wait a minute, I thought you wanted us to retweet you. Or are you trying to give this money to racertrash? RTRTRTRTRT!!!! ] |=[ 0x06 ]=--------------------------------------------------------------=| From: Admin Support@phrack.org Subject: NOTICE Dear loopback@phrack.org Our system has detected irregular activity related to your account. As a precautionary measure, we have blocked your account. To regain access, please confirm Email Confirm Email <-- [ This was a button ] [ We clicked the button and restored our account access. There are a lot of other people logged in here now, this must be the Admin Support team. Good looks, we feel so supported now! ] |=[ 0x07 ]=--------------------------------------------------------------=| From: Asish Sahoo Subject: Elevate Your Online Presence Hello Team, I hope things are well. Just thought I would let you know I noticed a couple of technical errors on your website phrack.org. Being a stickler for content I noticed a couple of web content-related mistakes on your website that I thought I would bring to your attention. It is on one of the inner pages. I have one of the digital marketers preparing a strategic plan report for you. I thought you might find it interesting and probably a core reason why your online visibility is not increasing. Can I send the plan to you or is there someone else I should send it to? 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When I was gathering information about you, I realized that you really like to visit porn sites. You really like to watch adult videos and get orgasms while watching them. I have some curious videos that were recorded from your screen. I have edited a video that clearly shows your face and the way you watch porn and masturbate. Your family and friends will have no problem recognizing you in this video. This video can completely destroy your reputation. Not only can I distribute this video to your contacts and friends, but I can make it public for every user on the web. I have a lot of your personal data. These are your browsing histories, messenger and social media correspondence, phone calls, personal photos and videos. I can share every one of your secrets. All it takes is one click of my mouse to make all the information stored on your device available to the public. You understand the consequences. It will be a real disaster. Your life would be ruined. I bet you want to prevent that, don't you? It's very simple. You need to transfer me 1300 US dollars (in bitcoin equivalent at the rate at the moment of funds transfer). After that, I will delete all information about you from my servers. Trust me, I will not bother you again. My bitcoin wallet for payment: 18rhW8tFJyyszgJr9yUes57nZjVP22BVu Don't know what Bitcoin is and how to use it? Use Google. You have 48 hours to pay. After reading this email, the timer starts automatically. I've already been notified that you opened this email. No need to respond to me on this message, this email was created automatically and is untraceable. There is no need to try to contact anyone for help. Bitcoin wallet is untraceable, so you will just waste your time. The police and other security services won't help you either. In each of these cases, I will post all the videos without delay. All of your data is already copied to a cluster of my servers, so changing your passwords on email or social media won't help. You have 48 hours! I hope you make the right decision. [ Your wallet is empty babe, better luck next time! If you want to send us a paper on your multiplatform virus, we would love to read it, but won't hold our breath. ] |=[ 0x0A ]=--------------------------------------------------------------=| From: Amethyst Basilisk Subject: Fuck Your Graph |=-----------------------------------------------------------------------=| |=------------------------=[ Fuck Your Graph ]=--------------------------=| |=-----------------------------------------------------------------------=| |=--------=[ Amethyst Basilisk ]=----------=| |=-----------------------------------------------------------------------=| While I understand that reverse engineers are enjoying their easy-mode decompilers that have manifested long after the period of Hiew, while we are lavishing in this now ubiquitous backwards-analyzing technology, we are rotting at the terminal while our assembly muscles languish. Anti- reversing in any sense is pretty much an aggressive "fuck you" to anyone attempting to lift the veil. Want to analyze my binary? Fuck you, I'm packed. Want to understand this code? Fuck you, it's obfuscated. Want to understand what I'm importing? Fuck you, functions are hashed. Naturally one of the more common and effective methods of slowing the analyst down is obfuscating your code somehow. We all want to aspire to the heights of VMProtect, sure, but that's an extremely complex machine. A good "fuck you," in this case, is something that's simple to implement and effective at the same time. Saying "fuck you" to the decompiler can be done with a deeper "fuck you": attacking the graph representation that everyone is accustomed to when outside the decompiler view. I won't bog you down with details, but long story short, disassemblers treat the call instruction wrong: they assume the function will return to the next instruction. That is not guaranteed. So we can say "fuck you" to the disassemblers by rewriting all branching instructions into a series of calls. A NASM macro file has been attached to help you, too, say "fuck you" in a simplified way. See a crackme called "goldbox" on crackmes.one to see this tactic in action. begin 644 callfuscation.asm M6]U6EN9U]J M=6UP7W1A6EN9U]J=6UP7W1A&ET"CL[("`@('1E`H[.R`@("!D96,@96%X"CL[("`@(&-F'DZ"B`@ M(&%D9"!R`H@("!M;W8@#$P72P@2`@("`@("`@("`@.R!P M97)F;W)M('1H92!C86QL"B5E;F1M86-R;PH*)6UA8W)O(&-F&ET(&%D9')E"P@ M)3(@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@("`[('-T;W)E('1H92!T87)G970@861D"P@ M<7=O`H@("!A9&0@#$X("`@("`@("`@("`@("`@(#L@<')E=&5N9"!W92!D;VXG="!C87)E M(&%B;W5T('1H92!D871A"B`@(&-F#$X72`@ M("`@.R!Y96%H(&%C='5A;&QY(&9U8VL@>6]U(&IU;7`@=&\@;W5R('1A